Comments on: Suggestions?

By: The angry mexican

The angry mexican — Tue, 13 Jul 2010 20:23:59 +0000

Stop reviewing

By: DaddyO

DaddyO — Sat, 15 May 2010 11:07:47 +0000

I saw part of this movie called the passion of the christ. I was out of town at a hotel, yeah, I thought it was a porno. Jesus, as much as they beat that guy,it was almost a s and m film. I can take some stuff, but it was too much for me. WtF were they thinking. maybe You should watch this? For christs sake, is that stuff even legal? its like the 2 girls one cup thing with whips and stuff.

By: Wiki

Wiki — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 04:16:42 +0000

I only hope this Valerie person writes more reviews! :p

By: mortician23

mortician23 — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 03:44:33 +0000

I hope your joking…

By: wiki

wiki — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 06:21:18 +0000

You’re an absolute genius. I’d be really thankful if you did Speed Racer (2008).

By: linda

linda — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 14:42:29 +0000

how about Disturbia or Holes (both have Shia )

By: Ava-MayHemme

Ava-MayHemme — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 10:10:43 +0000

p.s J.b- You are hardly one to comment on the Intellectual Department- it is ‘so MANY inaccurate details’- go back to English class and learn about grammar so that you can string a sentence together before you comment again.

By: Ava-MayHemme

Ava-MayHemme — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 10:08:11 +0000

Wow there seems to be a few people on here who rather than offering useful information about possible reviews seem to have nothing better to do than trawl the internet looking for people to put down! That really is sad, and really says something about them as people if that is how they spend their time!
Well anyway Valerie, I think you should review some classic black and white films- anything with Audrey or Marilyn in!
x

By: Ava-MayHemme

Ava-MayHemme — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 10:03:22 +0000

What’s the point? Don’t you have anything better to do with your life than write snide little comments on peoples’ sites? Very sad.

By: Girl

Girl — Tue, 05 May 2009 22:35:06 +0000

Have you reviewed the early Shia masterpiece, Holes? You totally should.

By: SATIRE

SATIRE — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 20:35:21 +0000

Review Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li. I bet you’ll LOVE it.

By: Deadcowporn

Deadcowporn — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 23:55:13 +0000

Review…..Mean Girls, Let The Right One In, Shaun Of The Dead, Shakespeare In Love, The Godfather…if you could. I would very much enjoy reading your take on any or all of these movies. Keep up the good work.

By: Ronin701

Ronin701 — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 03:09:43 +0000

“The Wrestler” would be a good target for your wit……………….

-F

By: zman

zman — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 20:40:14 +0000

LMAO @ the Valkyrie comment!!! Too funny.

I also have to agree with the aforementioned comments that you really need to educate yourself more when it comes to the world of Cinema. Additionally, the self aggrandizing “about me” section is a bit over the top.

By: Bobby

Bobby — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 00:13:15 +0000

I love you Valerie! Your reviews are so inciteful! Please please please review Valkyrie, that’s the one where a top gunner time travels to a German country to assasinate a silent film star. Sounds kind of silly to me and I need to know if it’s worth spending my hard earned snow shoveling money on. I’m from New Jersey. Kirsten Dunst is from New Jersey, she’s spiderman’s gf.

By: ladidadida

ladidadida — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 11:22:06 +0000

i think you need to seriously rethink this o_O
in your reviews you need to do MORE research because i dunno where your getting your info from, but its all wrong.
also, dont put spoilers in reviews. go check up the pros, they never put spoilers in.

By: Matt

Matt — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 23:27:18 +0000

Yeah, I agree with the guy above me (Jim?) who says you should review some movies that aren’t so new. Maybe “2001: A Space Odyssey” or some other historical documentary so you can get some perspective of what our NASA astronauts went through in those days.

By: J.b.

J.b. — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 22:30:36 +0000

I would suggest that maybe you stop reviewing movies. You might want to actually watch a movie or do a little research on it before you start to actually type. I don’t really see how any real movie fan would take the time to read your site since it’s filled with so much inaccurate details. Intellectual department i think not.

By: Mike

Mike — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 22:04:30 +0000

Hi
I read your reveiw of Quantum of Solace. I can only assume you very young (18,19 maybe). A suggestion would be prior to screening a movie that you research the movie first .
That way you have the story behind it instead of making one up.
James bond MOVIE’S began in the 1960′s. Not a tv show.

Rather than point out all the thing’s that up James Bond I would suggest that you rent 4 to 7 or so of the movie’s and then you will have an idea of what is going on.
At least rent 1 of each period. 1960′s was Sean Connery as 007. The 1970′s was Roger Moore as 007. Then there was Timothy Dalton ,Roger Dalton’s brother of the Who,a 60′s rock band. (kidding)
And Peirce Brosnan

By: John

John — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 20:26:04 +0000

Typical So Cal blonde. Your heroes include “Poor people who win the lottery and can live the American dream”??? Here’s an idea, shut down the site because people are laughing at you. If you don’t believe me, google your name.

By: Wellbee

Wellbee — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 03:18:53 +0000

Val,
Old classics: I think you should review “Babel”. I’d love to see what you make of that. Or you could review “Clueless”, but you must realize it’s NOT a documentary.

By: Booboo the Googoo

Booboo the Googoo — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 09:58:40 +0000

I have three suggestions:

1)get a clue.
2)get over yourself
3)don’t quit your day job

By: Java Man

Java Man — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 16:51:17 +0000

You are not a unique snowflake.

By: NoVA Joe

NoVA Joe — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 17:25:22 +0000

Hi Val-
In your Iron Man DVD review the first pic you have listed is of the Silver Surfer from the Fantastic Four movie. Should make sure all your material is staged properly so more credible.
Other than that…like your stuff. Keep on writing and thinkin’.

By: Jim

Jim — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 13:09:31 +0000

if you’re going to get into movie reviewing, may I suggest looking at some of the classics instead of just the newest Box Office releases? Just check out any ‘top 100 movies of all time’ list and you should get a few ideas. Reviewing older movies should challenge you more, give you more insight into the industry and give you a more varied portfolio if you’re ever going to approach publications to do this as a career.

You will need to research your movies a little though, like finding out who the director was, which studio made it and what other movies that studio has made that are similar. Try imdb.com for all the facts and figures you’ll ever need.

I wouldn’t listen to most of the nonsense people tend to write as comments on these blogs either, most of them can’t spell their own name and yet are quick to jump on others who are at least trying to write something intelligent. You’ve got to start somewhere.

Keep them coming and best of luck

By: David Levy

David Levy — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 10:01:09 +0000

How about ‘Disturbia’? It’s got Shia in it, and would be a different sort of film for you to look at…

By: rachel dawes

rachel dawes — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 16:42:16 +0000

I would suggest you STOP reviewing movies altogether!