Best Motion Picture Oscar Nominees — Part 2

I challenge you to look it up or find some old tickets in your purse, because I guarantee that there were more than 10 movies that came out last year. Hmm, Avatar? Um…Xman? Any of those ring your bell? I suppose it’s just a way of movie people saying, ‘Oh, we liked your movie, but it wasn’t that good and these were better.’ Most of the people don’t even know they’re not nominated, probably. They get an invite and they’re all ‘Oh, I musta gotten nominated. I should rent a tuxedo and/or dress’ and then they spend all this money to rent an outfit and, guess what, turns out you were just invited, not nominated. It’s like showing up to homecoming because everyone asks what your crown size is and then they elect Gloria %#$@ston because she’s all boob.

God punishes James Franco for climbing on the rocks all the time.

127 Hours – This is the James Franco movie. In it, he’s a rock climbing person who spends a lot of time alone, but meets a few girls, then spends more time alone. Eventually, all of his climbing angers God, so God drops a huge rock on his arm. Ouch! Over the next 127 hours, he tries to get loose but can’t, so instead, (and I am not making this up) he cuts his arm off. WTF?

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