Archive for the 'movie reviews' Category

Movie Review: The Thing

Some horror movies make you go, “OMG, that was so scary, I had to watch it with my eyes closed. I am so gonna have bad dreams, tonight!” while other horror movies make you go, “The killer just killed that naked girl with a giant maxchete! Does the human body really have that much blood?” [...]

Movie Review: Green Lantern

The color green can mean a lot of things in movies. Sometimes green is meant to be money, sometimes green is meant as clean energy like solar-powered windmills or cars that create electricity, but other times the word ‘green’ means drugs (i.e. pot, weeds, marijuana, lcd, etc.) Some people say drugs should be legal, while [...]

Movie Review: Thor

Whether you are a Christian, Muslamic person (they’re the ones on the news with beards like hippies used to wear) or even Antagonist, I think we can agree that it’s pretty much a given that Jesus is going to come back someday. When he does, he’ll give all of the good people mansions in heaven, [...]

Movie Review: Tron Legacy

The Internet has it’s share of good things going for it: there’s email, funny videos, movies and even movie reviewer writers.   There are bad things on the flipped side, too: people having naked sex, certain people in certain movie forums are jerks (Orchid4Jay, WlvrneBA), men my dad’s age who go on Facebook and pretend [...]

Best Motion Picture Oscar Nominees — Part 2

I challenge you to look it up or find some old tickets in your purse, because I guarantee that there were more than 10 movies that came out last year. Hmm, Avatar? Um…Xman? Any of those ring your bell? I suppose it’s just a way of movie people saying, ‘Oh, we liked your movie, but [...]