Movie Review: John Carter
With the president of the US elections coming this year, there is tons of interest of interest in older presidents. Not “older” as in Hillary Clinton’s husband who was president, but older as in, “Whoa, that was a long time ago and the clothes were kinda lame.”
The only thing I knew about Abraham Lincoln was that he was tall, freed black people from working in cotton and got shot while watching a movie. I saw the robot Lincoln at Disneyland a few weeks ago and it was cool because it was like he was there, but had arthritis like my Nana’s friend, Rose, and is a little jerky when her arms bend. Now, there’s a biography movie coming out about Abraham Lincoln fighting vampires. I am so reading his autography, now! There was a movie about President W. Bush that came out a few years back and there was a TV movie about JFK (which I didn’t watch because I thought it was gonna be about the history of the airport, but it was just a president and his friends).
Movie Review: The Thing
Some horror movies make you go, “OMG, that was so scary, I had to watch it with my eyes closed. I am so gonna have bad dreams, tonight!” while other horror movies make you go, “The killer just killed that naked girl with a giant maxchete! Does the human body really have that much blood?” Now, another type of horror movie has come out that will make you go, “That was super scary! Wait, I don’t understand what happened.” That movie is The Thing.
Movie Review: Green Lantern
The color green can mean a lot of things in movies. Sometimes green is meant to be money, sometimes green is meant as clean energy like solar-powered windmills or cars that create electricity, but other times the word ‘green’ means drugs (i.e. pot, weeds, marijuana, lcd, etc.)
Some people say drugs should be legal, while other people say drugs are bad and should remain illegal like some people from Mexico. Personally, I have never smoked or drank drugs or even cooked with them, but some people who do are really brave and very open about their addiction. One such person is Seth Rogen.
A Comic Strip I Did
This is my first attempt* at a comic strip with superheroes. I thought it would be more interesting to show them as real people with real problems, instead of superpeople with superpeople problems. This stars Hulk and Captain American, a new character coming out this summer. Feel free to print it out and hang it in your room or give it as a gift to a relative you forgot to buy a bday present for.
*I did another comic before, but it didn’t really have a storyline, so I didn’t post it.
Movie Review: Thor
Whether you are a Christian, Muslamic person (they’re the ones on the news with beards like hippies used to wear) or even Antagonist, I think we can agree that it’s pretty much a given that Jesus is going to come back someday. When he does, he’ll give all of the good people mansions in heaven, but bring some serious hurt to all the bad, evil and superbad people of the world. But, I’m sure some bad people are saying, “Oh, big deal. He doesn’t scare me. I’ve seen photos of him and he’s not that tough.”

Movie Review: Star Trek
Best Motion Picture Oscar Nominees - Part 1
Movie Review: Tron Legacy
Movie Review: The Curious Benjamin Button Case
Movie Review: The Shutter Island
